The corpse was found dead (or q as a corpse alive xD) near nosvilla at 8:36 AM. The body shows marks of struggle, cuts, an arrow, of 1 degree burns, shock, signs of flying kicks and a little milk.
then found several things in the area: a nurse hat, bullets of a suspicious k-7, black feathers, with a strange boomerang q trademarks owned Kerd say''''but we can not even Decoding the message, arrows on the floor, a Texan hat and a half-eaten poisoned donut.
leveando That morning was quiet in lod, when I received a call:''Kerd, polar bears are mating in the zoo ... SEE, IS AN EMERGENCY !!!", ... obviously ignore that. Dyn96 Then the officer came to my office talking about the bizarre murder. My first reaction was to piss of laughter, then I wrote it and take the case.
10 : 21 AM, it's cold, my coffee is bitter and the fucking polar bears and mated with great Entertainment ... looked completely dismembered body, and slightly below your ear called me attention ... (^^), currency after your fist note that there was a written paper "Kerd, I slept with your wife" patio the corpse ... then I remembered that he had no wife ... and kept on kicking the corpse. Look a little further and the message was still "follow the tracks that q banearon what programs to use for the lag and that led me to think: how could write all this shit before he was killed?, What was fart not thinking about the murderer to take the role? and most importantly ... Shit why would put the chicken cross the road *?. Then I went Aureon.
11:15 a.m., I'm angry with the police because they do not pay me this case ... (Joder! ¬ ¬)
11:16 a.m., The Aureon Suspect 1 was talking about something with Theodore, just listen "Straw ... bathroom ... scam ..." forget that ... The guy had a suspicious face, his eyes were full of treacherous fire, his hands were restless like those of Edward Scissorhands and had not uploaded the zip. By talking about Morderkaiser only said "JAAAAAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" that led me to think that I did not know who killed him ...
12:01 p.m., I'm having lunch, come back later 12:02 p.m.
salt miss you, damn
12:32 p.m. I was running out of tracks, then I remembered that I hated =- -= Morderkaiser Hades, since he had eaten his bread chicken and avocado, the worst of it is that this bread had SI salt ... I, the Face ... and said "you have left something of muffin? ^ ^ U" and he said "the last bit I gave it to Nosnurse" and said "NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ........" and looked at me strangely and said "Are you finished?" to which he replied "NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
But that brings me to the suspect .... 5:56 p.m.
hard time finding this lan ~ ~ * ahem * "^ ^ U jefecito"
6:04 p.m. He was to think like my next suspect, so I thought in a cafe with legs and then remembered to Mimi (: D). And there was NosNurse. I noticed he was missing nurse's cap and wore mini skirt Oo, her face showed pervert a high degree of patience with the newbies ... NosNurse was trying to get pants with closed eyes (????) forget that last part ...
I questioned for hours, but I wanted to say anything about the piece of bread q =- -= Hades gave ... I have no more to ask about the murder of Morderkaiser
Bite''?, I work on my guide q ^ ^ U''................ insisted: "But you know who the murderer?" to which he replied: "I knew Chuck Norris had wiped out the dinosaurs''................................ .
Try to explain it in 4 different ways, with cartoons, puppets, Power Point and even shadow theater, but to no avail ... it was then when I realized that maybe did not know anything about ... 9:43 p.m.
reviewed once more the tracks: bullets of a k-7 (hmmmm. .......), q boomerangs with strange markings Kerd say''owned''(I, there were!) , a Texas hat (could be ...) and a poisoned donut.
The poisoned donut discarded because Morderkaiser was allergic to poison the donuts ... dark feathers was irrelevant and was q good day promotions in fast food (????). Look closely at the Texas hat, a dark aura around him, everything will fade around her, even the corpse ... (Not yet removed the body from the crime scene?), It was then that I realized that hat was lost Chuck Norris and that certainly would be looking. I decided to leave it for now, for my own safety ... 00.00
There was only one suspect. All tracks fit: k7 gun bullets, the boomerang and crumbs q found near the body of hades ... (Gave me no bread ....). I approached the fugitive, chased him, cornered him and said "All end, is what hisiste last summer and also for 16 hours, you have no way out" I said to my reflection in a mirror "Kerd, you are arrested for murder of ... the guy's name ".... weird replied "ok I admit, I had nothing better to do and I saw him there with his noob character, may not have done the same?" Therein came
Mimi and interrupted me saying "I confess, I killed him!" (WTF?)
So it was like another case resolved to thank my amazing deduction, I always knew that was it ...
PD: The continuation of the previous chronicle the hare after ^ ^ U
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